December 2008
24 posts
“I cant explain it. there’s some sort of chemical reaction that happens...”
me: you are a bad wartime consiglieri
Slanch: im a great wartime consiglieri, you just havent started a war
me: I'm trying to...
me: start it for me.
Slanch: thats not what consiglieri's do, they advise, they arent the instigators
me: Advise me on how to get you to start this war.
Slanch: i cant do that
me: See, you're terrible at this.
Slanch: sigh
Watchhttp://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rnr/964514051.html
Eric: speaking of latent homosexuality
me: we weren't
but go ahead
And if you dont know, now you know. (ZZZLLL)
Brendan: I heard that Patterson threw up on an intern that he was shamelessly flirting with
me: If that doesn't gets you laid, I don't know what does
Brendan: It did not, as far as I can tell
me: Well, not that night
Slanch: Lets go do street circumcisions
Me: You just want an excuse to wear a costume and stab people in the dick.
Slanch: is that so wrong?
me: Are you talking about the end of the universe?
me: because it sounds like youe talking about the end of the universe
John: in a way. im certainly talking about the end of our perception of space-time
me: that part of the letter really blows my mind
John: and maybe not the 'end" of the universe
me: right
me: a new beginning
John: but merely a point after which we cannot ascertain anything to be true
me: dawning of the age of Aquarius, all that...
John: all previous laws and models
John: will become obsolete
me: are you serious?
me: I mean, is this a piece of fiction or is this your outlook on culture, or...
John: hahahahahaha its fiction dude
John: but its fiction based on some weird physics a lot of people theoretically believe
me: jesus, you just blew my mind then
John: so will it get me the job?
me: yes, yes it will
John: good cause i need money man
“To Whom It May Concern:
As a talented editor with a keen eye for producing...”
